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From Ed Iglehart <tipiglen@dircon.co.uk>
Date Wed, 08 Jan 2003 19:57:16 +0000
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Heaven forbid that we commit the dread-full error
we seem set upon.
Can we not take even a moment to listen to our
Siblings,
whose names I know not - that, itself thoroughly
advisable,
is a symptom of our grave times:  I know they are
my Siblings.
xx
ed (and apologies for cross postings)

 " In addition to the large collection of material
on the
  self-styled "Arab intellectuals" who called on
President
  Saddam Hussein to resign and whose size is
inversly
  proportional to the level of coverage they
received in
  the Western press,[*] read Prof. Abdelwahab
El-Affendi's
  latest contribution on the "Edward Said/Kanan
Makiya
  Debacle". In his piece, Prof. El-Affendi comes
  forcefully in defense of Prof. Said and reveals
how
  'low-level' diplomats at the U.S. State Dept
recruit
  'Arab intellectuals' and try to put them under
their
  wings.

  The dear Sudanese professor knows. He gives
details on
  how the Fouad Ajami-Kanan Makiya cabal works! Of
course
  Mr. Makiya is being promoted by none other than
Judith
  Miller who loves the Arabs so much and respects
their
  religion too (such a medieval woman
'journalist',
  though we are not aware if she is
'religious')...

  [*] In fact, their size is inversely
proportional to the
  square of the level coverage as per Newton's
gravitational law.

  Enough poking around?

  READ:

  Dr. Abdelwahab El-Affendi: The Edward Said-Kanan
Makiya
  Debacle: The Intellectuals or the Greatest
Betrayal of
  Scholarship, Manners and Honor

http://www.alquds.co.uk/index.asp?fname=2003\01\01-07\a33.htm

  (It's in Arabic. Can you read it Marty,
seriously?)

  Poke thy eyes, with a broom:

  While we take time to poke a few eyes --
especially
  those of medieval American reporters who prove
time and
  again, they are as dumb as they come, don't read
Arabic,
  and if they read, do not understand the inner
workings
  of the Saracen mind, and if they understand the
inner
  workings of this refined soul, cannot possibly
see the
  humanity of the last bulwark for the humanity of

  mankind--the Saracens of course, especially our
heros, the
  children of Palestine.

  So here is a big-stick in the left-eyes of the
beasts
  masquerading as journalists. Twelve name-less
  'intellectuals' (some are honorable, some are
  self-promoting) get all the coverage they don't
deserve
  for issuing a statement asking President Saddam
Hussein
  to step down to avoid the war and aggression
against his
  sovereign nation. Twelve clowns go after the
victims,
  i.e. the people of Iraq and absolve the true
criminals,
  i.e. the thugs of Washington-- medieval
fundamentalists
  who claim to be leaders of the world, yet kill
and
  plunder, use Arabs and Muslims as testing
grounds for
  everything from new inquisitory laws to fodder
for their
  "made-for-civilization-death" dropped by
cowardly
  daisy-cutters from cowardly airplanes, who have
killed
  thus far 1.5 million Iraqis and do not feel it
is
  enough. Yet, 945 Arab-Muslim intellectuals from
the
  Atlantic to the Gulf issue a statement saying NO
to the
  American crusade (horrid, racist and yes --at
the
  heart-- a fundamentalist Christian war for
Israel and
  the "Jesus" of John Ashcroft). These same
intellectuals
  provide two websites at
http://www.nationvoice.com/
  and http://www.sawtna.com   extending hands for
ethical
  civilized resistance, yet the American press is
mute,
  the American press--like their government--is
medieval
  full of heartless hypocrites, bastards who are
slaves of
  the dollars and smelly Arab dung--known
otherwise as oil.
  These journalists understand nothing of
civilization or
  history. Please pray for the end of civilization
at the
  altar of Americanism, the new God of the World,
the new
  religion.

  We just enjoy poking their eyes (and in case ye
  civilized ones wonder, 'poke' is Arabic). Faqa'a
is how
  we transcribe it. Yes, we are aware of what ye
are
  thinking. "Fornication Under the Consent of the
King" is
  related and that one is Arabic as well. In fact,
we
  prove beyond a shadow of doubt that the
authentic root
  of the 4-letter-word you're thinking of has to
do with
  poking in right and wrong holes. Here is proof
from the
  oldest encyclopedia of the world: Lisan al-Arab
ye
  civilized.

  Faqqa
  http://lexicons.ajeeb.com/html/2056002.html
  Ibn Manzur says: "Faqqa for a palm tree is to
spread
  its stems for insemination. Faqfaqa is said of a
dog's
  bark after forking--meaning after copulation.
  Faqfaqa is said of a dog's bark, thus says the
book
  called 'The Refined'. In-faq is said of
splitting...
  Faqfaqa is said of an idiot who can't keep his
  words straight. It is used for both males and
  females. The linguist al-Fira said faqfaq is
someone who
  confuses things. Faqfaqa speaks too much, says
nothing.
  Faqqa is used when something is poked, split
wide
  open... Faqfaqa is said of a poor man who's been
hit by
  the times..."

  There, we see it, a big smile on thy face... The
Arabs
  are irrational and funny. Cunny like a bunny,
civilized
  and refined. Ye can kill them, but they will
still try
  to poke your eye, still thy woman and not feel
shy.
  Take her to bed, no second thread.

  So, according to Ibn Manzur, American
journalists --
  except for a few - are faqfaqas, talking heads
who have
  nothing to add to civilization, ignorant men and
women
  who simply have no clue about why "these people"

  --meaning the Arabs and Muslims, fodder of their
racism
  and death--hate their guts (the writer of this
text,
  swarthy and colorful, always scoffing,
included).

  Why do you hate us? Why do you bereave our
mothers and
  hit us with your death in the form of bombs and
cancer.

  May God hit G.W. Bush with cancer to feel the
pain of a
  single Iraqi mother who lost a child to this
  monster-illness. May God make him suffer as much
(yes,
  we have to rub it, since American politicians
are stupid
  horrid thieves and killers--faqfaqas, idiots as
in the above).

  O God hit Cheney and Rummy with the worst of
maladies
  the world carries. They have no hearts, even if
they
  tried. Faqfaqas too, since they babble, but
truly
  say empty words; see above).

  If you solve the riddle of why we--swarthy,
swarmy people
  who still copulate with their goats and camels,
"squat
  around the camel-dung fire and grumble"--hate
thee
  medieval fundamentalists who worship the dollar
and the
  dinar, copulate with their cows and trucks, and
honk
  for they love Jesus--you will save the tax
payers
  millions of dollars and take Ms. Beers out of
work.
  She needs a beer really badly, given that her
campaign
  failed miserably. The money she is wasting can
be used
  to open more jobs for the faqfaqas (meaning poor
people,
  see above) who have seen fakr (became poor) in
the days
  of George "the fakeer" [meaning a man of little
taste]
  W. Bush.

  Seriously, ask "W." the hard questions: Why do
you want
  to kill Arabs in their dwellings? Why did you
allow 9/11
  to happen? Why didn't you fire John Ashcroft who
cared
  about covering the bossoms of artifacts more
than
  working for the protection of the American
people. If ye
  don't ask, and don't get responses, ye are the
mute, ye
  are the blind, ye are the pharisees of which the
Book of
  Matthews spoke of. Should we quote it? Ashcroft
knows it
  by heart. He is reading our mailbox and yours.
He can
  tell you. He is a medieval fundamentalist man
who would
  convert Jesus himself if he had the opportunity.
Why are
  all the thieves and thugs from the days of Nixon
to the
  days of Reagan around the idiot who rules thee,
and who
  stole the results of a popular vote thanks to
the
  nepotism of his brother in Florida...(eds.)

  "Arab Intellectuals" Call on Saddam to Resign!

MSANews Service

Jan 08, 2003 06:06 PST

  Source: Collection
  Type: Web Pointer; Sample
  Date: 8 Jan 2003
  Title: American Media with Open Arms for "Arab
  Intellectuals" who called on Saddam to Resign

  Is Washington trying to persuade Saddam to
resign?

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/opinion/04_01_03_f.htm

  _____


http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=1984885

  Arab Intellectuals Seek Saddam Resignation
  Thu January 2, 2003 03:25 PM ET
  By Khaled Yacoub Oweis

  LONDON (Reuters) - About a dozen Arab writers
and
  lawyers plan to appeal to the Arab world to put
pressure
  on Iraqi President Saddam Hussein to step down
to avert
  a war.

  "We call upon public opinion in the Arab world
to
  exercise pressure for the dismissal from power
of Saddam
  Hussein and his close aides in order to stop a
war that
  threatens catastrophe for the people of the
region,"
  said a copy of the appeal, obtained by Reuters
and set
  to be published later this week.
<SNIP>
  _____

  Arab Intellectuals Urge Saddam Hussein to Resign


http://santafenewmexican.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=2144&dept_id=493858&newsid=6609912&PAG=461&rfi=9


http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=20030107-115130-2090r

 _____

  U.S. Moves Troops to Gulf, Iraq Expects Invasion


http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/reuters20030102_315.html

  _____

  Friday, 3 January, 2003, 15:31 GMT
  Exit Saddam?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2625481.stm

  _____

  U.S. Moves Troops to Gulf, Iraq Expects Invasion


http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/reuters20030102_320.html


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