INFOTERRA: Angry Humour
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Heaven forbid that we commit the dread-full error
we seem set upon.
Can we not take even a moment to listen to our
Siblings,
whose names I know not - that, itself thoroughly
advisable,
is a symptom of our grave times: I know they are
my Siblings.
xx
ed (and apologies for cross postings)
" In addition to the large collection of material
on the
self-styled "Arab intellectuals" who called on
President
Saddam Hussein to resign and whose size is
inversly
proportional to the level of coverage they
received in
the Western press,[*] read Prof. Abdelwahab
El-Affendi's
latest contribution on the "Edward Said/Kanan
Makiya
Debacle". In his piece, Prof. El-Affendi comes
forcefully in defense of Prof. Said and reveals
how
'low-level' diplomats at the U.S. State Dept
recruit
'Arab intellectuals' and try to put them under
their
wings.
The dear Sudanese professor knows. He gives
details on
how the Fouad Ajami-Kanan Makiya cabal works! Of
course
Mr. Makiya is being promoted by none other than
Judith
Miller who loves the Arabs so much and respects
their
religion too (such a medieval woman
'journalist',
though we are not aware if she is
'religious')...
[*] In fact, their size is inversely
proportional to the
square of the level coverage as per Newton's
gravitational law.
Enough poking around?
READ:
Dr. Abdelwahab El-Affendi: The Edward Said-Kanan
Makiya
Debacle: The Intellectuals or the Greatest
Betrayal of
Scholarship, Manners and Honor
http://www.alquds.co.uk/index.asp?fname=2003\01\01-07\a33.htm
(It's in Arabic. Can you read it Marty,
seriously?)
Poke thy eyes, with a broom:
While we take time to poke a few eyes --
especially
those of medieval American reporters who prove
time and
again, they are as dumb as they come, don't read
Arabic,
and if they read, do not understand the inner
workings
of the Saracen mind, and if they understand the
inner
workings of this refined soul, cannot possibly
see the
humanity of the last bulwark for the humanity of
mankind--the Saracens of course, especially our
heros, the
children of Palestine.
So here is a big-stick in the left-eyes of the
beasts
masquerading as journalists. Twelve name-less
'intellectuals' (some are honorable, some are
self-promoting) get all the coverage they don't
deserve
for issuing a statement asking President Saddam
Hussein
to step down to avoid the war and aggression
against his
sovereign nation. Twelve clowns go after the
victims,
i.e. the people of Iraq and absolve the true
criminals,
i.e. the thugs of Washington-- medieval
fundamentalists
who claim to be leaders of the world, yet kill
and
plunder, use Arabs and Muslims as testing
grounds for
everything from new inquisitory laws to fodder
for their
"made-for-civilization-death" dropped by
cowardly
daisy-cutters from cowardly airplanes, who have
killed
thus far 1.5 million Iraqis and do not feel it
is
enough. Yet, 945 Arab-Muslim intellectuals from
the
Atlantic to the Gulf issue a statement saying NO
to the
American crusade (horrid, racist and yes --at
the
heart-- a fundamentalist Christian war for
Israel and
the "Jesus" of John Ashcroft). These same
intellectuals
provide two websites at
http://www.nationvoice.com/
and http://www.sawtna.com extending hands for
ethical
civilized resistance, yet the American press is
mute,
the American press--like their government--is
medieval
full of heartless hypocrites, bastards who are
slaves of
the dollars and smelly Arab dung--known
otherwise as oil.
These journalists understand nothing of
civilization or
history. Please pray for the end of civilization
at the
altar of Americanism, the new God of the World,
the new
religion.
We just enjoy poking their eyes (and in case ye
civilized ones wonder, 'poke' is Arabic). Faqa'a
is how
we transcribe it. Yes, we are aware of what ye
are
thinking. "Fornication Under the Consent of the
King" is
related and that one is Arabic as well. In fact,
we
prove beyond a shadow of doubt that the
authentic root
of the 4-letter-word you're thinking of has to
do with
poking in right and wrong holes. Here is proof
from the
oldest encyclopedia of the world: Lisan al-Arab
ye
civilized.
Faqqa
http://lexicons.ajeeb.com/html/2056002.html
Ibn Manzur says: "Faqqa for a palm tree is to
spread
its stems for insemination. Faqfaqa is said of a
dog's
bark after forking--meaning after copulation.
Faqfaqa is said of a dog's bark, thus says the
book
called 'The Refined'. In-faq is said of
splitting...
Faqfaqa is said of an idiot who can't keep his
words straight. It is used for both males and
females. The linguist al-Fira said faqfaq is
someone who
confuses things. Faqfaqa speaks too much, says
nothing.
Faqqa is used when something is poked, split
wide
open... Faqfaqa is said of a poor man who's been
hit by
the times..."
There, we see it, a big smile on thy face... The
Arabs
are irrational and funny. Cunny like a bunny,
civilized
and refined. Ye can kill them, but they will
still try
to poke your eye, still thy woman and not feel
shy.
Take her to bed, no second thread.
So, according to Ibn Manzur, American
journalists --
except for a few - are faqfaqas, talking heads
who have
nothing to add to civilization, ignorant men and
women
who simply have no clue about why "these people"
--meaning the Arabs and Muslims, fodder of their
racism
and death--hate their guts (the writer of this
text,
swarthy and colorful, always scoffing,
included).
Why do you hate us? Why do you bereave our
mothers and
hit us with your death in the form of bombs and
cancer.
May God hit G.W. Bush with cancer to feel the
pain of a
single Iraqi mother who lost a child to this
monster-illness. May God make him suffer as much
(yes,
we have to rub it, since American politicians
are stupid
horrid thieves and killers--faqfaqas, idiots as
in the above).
O God hit Cheney and Rummy with the worst of
maladies
the world carries. They have no hearts, even if
they
tried. Faqfaqas too, since they babble, but
truly
say empty words; see above).
If you solve the riddle of why we--swarthy,
swarmy people
who still copulate with their goats and camels,
"squat
around the camel-dung fire and grumble"--hate
thee
medieval fundamentalists who worship the dollar
and the
dinar, copulate with their cows and trucks, and
honk
for they love Jesus--you will save the tax
payers
millions of dollars and take Ms. Beers out of
work.
She needs a beer really badly, given that her
campaign
failed miserably. The money she is wasting can
be used
to open more jobs for the faqfaqas (meaning poor
people,
see above) who have seen fakr (became poor) in
the days
of George "the fakeer" [meaning a man of little
taste]
W. Bush.
Seriously, ask "W." the hard questions: Why do
you want
to kill Arabs in their dwellings? Why did you
allow 9/11
to happen? Why didn't you fire John Ashcroft who
cared
about covering the bossoms of artifacts more
than
working for the protection of the American
people. If ye
don't ask, and don't get responses, ye are the
mute, ye
are the blind, ye are the pharisees of which the
Book of
Matthews spoke of. Should we quote it? Ashcroft
knows it
by heart. He is reading our mailbox and yours.
He can
tell you. He is a medieval fundamentalist man
who would
convert Jesus himself if he had the opportunity.
Why are
all the thieves and thugs from the days of Nixon
to the
days of Reagan around the idiot who rules thee,
and who
stole the results of a popular vote thanks to
the
nepotism of his brother in Florida...(eds.)
"Arab Intellectuals" Call on Saddam to Resign!
MSANews Service
Jan 08, 2003 06:06 PST
Source: Collection
Type: Web Pointer; Sample
Date: 8 Jan 2003
Title: American Media with Open Arms for "Arab
Intellectuals" who called on Saddam to Resign
Is Washington trying to persuade Saddam to
resign?
http://www.dailystar.com.lb/opinion/04_01_03_f.htm
_____
http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=1984885
Arab Intellectuals Seek Saddam Resignation
Thu January 2, 2003 03:25 PM ET
By Khaled Yacoub Oweis
LONDON (Reuters) - About a dozen Arab writers
and
lawyers plan to appeal to the Arab world to put
pressure
on Iraqi President Saddam Hussein to step down
to avert
a war.
"We call upon public opinion in the Arab world
to
exercise pressure for the dismissal from power
of Saddam
Hussein and his close aides in order to stop a
war that
threatens catastrophe for the people of the
region,"
said a copy of the appeal, obtained by Reuters
and set
to be published later this week.
<SNIP>
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Arab Intellectuals Urge Saddam Hussein to Resign
http://santafenewmexican.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=2144&dept_id=493858&newsid=6609912&PAG=461&rfi=9
http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=20030107-115130-2090r
_____
U.S. Moves Troops to Gulf, Iraq Expects Invasion
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Politics/reuters20030102_315.html
_____
Friday, 3 January, 2003, 15:31 GMT
Exit Saddam?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2625481.stm
_____
U.S. Moves Troops to Gulf, Iraq Expects Invasion
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/reuters20030102_320.html
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